HEY DUDE (tune: “Hey Jude”)
Hey Dude, don’t bomb Iran
It’s your worst idea yet, Si-i-ir!
You already got us all hung up in Iraq,
Our future the-ere’s…not looking better
Hey Dude, we know the plan
Fox News spin makes us all sweat, Si-i-ir….
With new stories of WMDs
Media hy-ype’s ….all that we get, Sir!
Into another lion’s den, hey Dude, again???
The only reason for this new wa-arfare
Is you can’t win the war that we’re already in
As war chief you’ve been… a total fai-ailure!
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la …
Hey Dude, there’s much worse threats….
Iran might be able to make one nuke, Si-i-ir….
We’ve twenty thousand in our own arsenal
There’s no-o rea-son…for us to spoooook, Sir!
So before you invade again, hey Dude, begin
to think of our lost four thousand so-oldiers,
Your botched war and the destruction in Iraq
And all the kids who’ll grow no o-older….
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la
Hey Dude, you done us wrong
We’re all past fed up, you can bet, Si-i-ir…
We don’t want war with Ahmaddinejad
Just so you and Chen-ey can feel better!
Better, better, better, better, better….WHOA!
No, No, No-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no, Hey Dude!
No, No, No-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no, Hey Dude……