50 Ways to Leave your Harper!

“The problem is all inside the Hill,” she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Michelle Jean can help in our struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to leave our HARPER!
It’s true, it’s really not our habit to intrude
Futhermore the message mustn’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave our HARPER
50 ways to leave our HARPER!
You just put him out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Put him on the bus, Gus
Don’t need to discuss much
Have him drop off the key, see
Get ourselves free
Oh put him out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Put him on the bus, Gus
Don’t need to discuss much
Have him drop off the key, see
Set ourselves free
O it grieves us to see our country in such pain
Isn’t there something we could do to make us smile again
We said we appreciate that and would you please explain
About the 50 ways
We shouldn’t just sleep on it tonight
It’s morning now, we begin to see the light
Watch out for kissing up, it makes us see that this was probably right
There must be 50 ways to leave our HARPER
50 ways to leave our HARPER!
Just put him out the back, Jack
Make a new plan Stan, etc

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