Our C-0-N-D-O-M-S come flavoured today
There’s licorice, peppermint and beer
New taste treats on the way!
A condom’s now a standard thing
Like shoes when out of doors
Protecting you from what I’ve got
Protecting me from yours
2) Those C-O-N-D-O-M-S
I always have near at hand
And you do too and thank you, Babe
I know you understand
It’s being that responsible
That makes me love you so
Don’t have to spell that anymore
Your actions make it show.