Granny Rap

(wearing back-to-front baseball caps or hoodies and untied sneakers and baggies)
WE’RE REBEL RAGING GRANNIES AND WE’RE REALLY REALLY COOL.
WE DON’T GIVE A DAMN FOR ANY ICKY-PICKY RULE.
WE MIGHT BE OVER EIGHTY. WE MIGHT BE IN OUR TEENS.
WE BET YOU CAN’T TELL WHEN WE’RE WEARING OUR JEANS.
MAYBE WE’VE NO GRANDKIDS, MAYBE WE’VE GOT TEN.
WE MIGHT BE SQUARE OR GAY. WE MIGHT EVEN BE MEN.

WE DON’T DO APRONS AND WE DON’T DO BONNETS.
WE THINK LACE WENT OUT ALONG WITH THOSE SONNETS.
WE WEAR WHAT WE LIKE AND WE LIKE WHAT WE WEAR.
WE MIGHT HAVE CURLERS OR SPIKES IN OUR HAIR.
IF YOU’RE INTO FLOWERS, WE THINK THAT’S FINE,
BUT DON’T EXPECT US TO TOE YOUR LINE.

WE WON’T BUST OUR HEADS DEFINING OUR MISSION
OR TRYING TO GET A UNIFIED POSITION.
WE WANT TO MAKE WAVES, WE WANT TO KICK ASS
AND NOBODY’S GOING TO TELL US TO GET OFF THE GRASS.
TO BE A RAGING GRANNY IS AN ATTITUDE
IF YOU’VE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT, YOU’RE OUR KIND OF DUDE.

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