Hello Christian Right

Hello Christian right
We prefer the Bill of Rights
But now we must sing Praise The Lord
Things don’t look so bright

Kids pray in public schools
Cause James Dobson writes the rules
The 1st Amendment’s such a bore
And Bible-thumping’s cool

Fundamentalists
Televangelists
And Dominionists
Our silence is their bliss

Research on stem cells
They say will send us straight to hell
We can’t use a frozen embryo
To make sick people well

Intelligent design
We must say it’s mighty fine
Science is not our friend-ee-o
It strays from the Bible’s line

Fundamentalists
Televangelists
And Dominionists
Our silence is their bliss

Watch out for the rapture right
They don’t like the Bill of Rights
Atheists and humanists
It’s time to stand and fight
Time to stand and fight
Time to stand and fight
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[some alternate verses, mix and match as you please]
Hello Christian right
We prefer the Bill of Rights
But now we must sing Praise The Lord
Things don’t look so bright

Kids must learn abstinence
Their tender minds must be cleansed
Of thoughts of sex forevermore
Then they’ll forget what it meant

Abortion is a dirty word
The dirtiest they’ve ever heard
But don’t expect too much from them
The right to life ends at birth

Delights of a honeymoon
Are strictly for a bride and groom
But groom and groom or bride and bride
Will surely bring our doom

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