It’s a sad old flag,
And it looks like a rag
When the Tea Party waves it around.
“Take our country back”
Is their mad attack.
We’re holding our flag upside down.
That means S.O.S.
For our nation’s distress
When they say “Muslims have no rights.”
They yell and shout, and some freak out.
We can argue, but be polite!
“Evolution’s a joke,
Climate change is a hoax,”
Yell the folks who admire Glenn Beck.
“Health care benefits
Are for socialists,”
But they still want their Medicare checks.
Our president’s birth
In Hawaii, on earth
Is a fact, but they don’t agree.
Let’s dump teabaggers overboard
And stand up for real liberty.