When Lorena Bobbit
Said, ‘John, you stop it!
I’ve had enough!’
He went on abusing her
Never thinking she’d
Chop it off.
What a grave indignity
For John, in just one minute, she
Severed his masculinity
( They sewed it back but it’s still a bit droopy)
SOLO: Now the whole assembly
Of men goes trembly
At Bobbit’s name
If they see the little wife
Sharpening a kitchen knife, they exclaim:
‘I’m so sorry, honeybun
I just like a little fun
Now, I’ll be good
And if they don’t learn from
Lorena Bobbit
They should!