Hail to Emperor Stephen Harper–
He who must be obeyed!
His troops marshal four-square behind him,
Tar sands tycoons, climate change deniers.
The military swell with pride.
They revel in killing the scumbags,
And in Canada’s identity in war!
The media won’t have access,
His Ministers are muzzled.
He has promised that we won’t know
Our country, when he is through.
Flip-flop and hypocrisy,
Democracy be damned!
To his iron rule
Kneel and submit:
Emperor Stephen so decrees!