Getting to know them
Getting to know all about them
Getting to wish we’d never heard of their name
They say they’re a “party” but this party’s no fun
There are so many frightening things
That the Tea Party brings
To our world!

Denial of science,
Like legitimate rapists
Who can’t make a baby, if gals would only resist
And planetwide warming’s a fantasy of Al  Gore’s
And lots of others, too many to note
They keep trying to shove down our throats
There’s no way!

What can we do now
With our terrible knowledge
Stand up and protest, like never before
Like Occupy Wall Street, Arab Spring, and Wisconsin
Let’s use our First Amendment rights
Or else watch them vanish from sight
Now’s the time!

Women, females, ladies, little girls
All have those nasty lady parts
Ovaries, vaginas, uteri
This song’s not for the faint of heart!

Republicans from Michigan
We can make them twitch again
Scratch their funky itch again
Here it comes!

Now we’re gonna sing that dirty word
We’re gonna sing it loud and clear
Vagina vagina vagina
Did we offend some virgin ears?

Republicans from Michigan
We just made them twitch again
They scratched their icky itch again
That was fun!

This war on women’s rights is serious
We’ll fight it to the very end
But while we rage we’ve gotta have some laughs
So we’ll sing vagina once again

Republicans from anywhere
Are you securely in your chair?
Though you think it isn’t fair
[shout] VAGINA!