The Family Jewels

CHORUS: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLOBS IN THE WATER.
POLLUTING IN SPITE OF THE RULES.
THEY’RE NOT JUST A HAZARD TO NATURE –
THEY’RE THREATENING THE FAMILY JEWELS.

WHEN SO MANY OF US GOT BREAST CANCER;
NO ONE SEEMED IN A RUSH WITH AN ANSWER.
BUT WOULDN’T YOU KNOW THAT THEY’RE RARING TO GO
NOW THAT RESEARCH HAS SHOWN WHY THE SPERM COUNT IS LOW.

CHORUS:

IF YOUR LOVER HAS TROUBLE PERFORMING
REMEMBER, WE GAVE YOU A WARNING.
IF YOU WANT TO BE FRUITFUL AND TO MULTIPLY
FISH HIM OUT OF THAT LAKE AND MAKE SURE HE’S QUITE DRY.

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