Attacked By Forces Of Gravity

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
We’ve been attacked by the forces of gravity
Fat has appeared where we once had concavity
Nobody said life was fair.

2) Older men become more adorable
Even though their figure’s deplorable
Their physique is always insurable
With or without their grey hair
(Kazoo repeat of last line)

3) Older women are thought unattractive
They’re shunned as if they were radioactive
They jiggle so, when they become active
It’s back to that old rocking chair.

4) Well, these grey mares, we ain’t what we used to b
We’ve given up on respectability
Don’t give a fig for acceptability
We’re far too awesome to care.
(Kazoo repeat of last line)

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