Corporate Farm
WE ALL LIVE ON A CORPORATE FARM EE I EE I O. AND ON THAT FARM ARE TOO MANY PIGS EE I EE I O. WITH A TAX BREAK HERE…
The Homeless Song
ALL I WANT IS A PLACE SOMEWHERE,SOMEWHERE SAFE FROM THE COLD NIGHT AIR, WITH NO POLICEMEN THERE, O WOULDN¹T IT BE LOVERLY. CAMPBELL’S CONDO WOULD DO FOR ME. WARM AND…
Medicare
WHAT WILL WE DO, WHERE WILL WE GOWHEN WE’RE 84? WILL THERE BE A LINE UP AT THE EMERGENCY DOOR? WILL WE KICK THE BUCKET IN THE CORRIDOR? WHAT WILL…
Raging Granny Rap
(wearing back-to-front baseball caps or hoodies and untied sneakers and baggies) WE’RE REBEL RAGING GRANNIES AND WE’RE REALLY REALLY COOL. WE DON’T GIVE A DAMN FOR ANY ICKY-PICKY RULE. WE…
Half the Sky
WE NEVER WILL FORGETGRANDMA WAS A SUFFRAGETTE. WE'RE FIGHTING STILL FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND WE AIN'T GOT THEM YET. BUT WE WON'T SIT AND SIGH, BURST INTO TEARS AND CRY.…
Unicorn Grizzly Song
A LONG TIME AGO WHEN B.C. WAS GREENWE'D LOTS OF LIVING CREATURES THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN. SOME HAD FUR AND FEATHERS, AND SOME HAD HIDE OR HAIR, BUT THE MIGHTIEST…
Water Song
IT’S WET, IT’S WILD, IT¹S WONDERFUL, IT COMES OUT OF THE TAP.WE TRUST OUR LOCAL WATERBOARD IT WON’T BE FULL OF CRAP. IT’S NOT FOR US TO SELL AND IT’S…
Take Me Out to the Clearcut
TAKE ME OUT TO THE CLEARCUTWE'LL PICNIC ON A FEW STUMPS. I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M A TREE-FARMING NUT WHO THINKS LIKE A CHAINSAW THAT'S STUCK IN A RUT.…
Gaggle of Grannies
Oh, we’re just a gaggle of grannies Urging you off of your fannies. We’re telling you boys, we’re sick of your toys. No more war. We know that it’s hard…
Aging Raging Grannies
AT THE GATES OF HEAVEN, SAINT PETER’S SAYING HIS PRAYERS. AGING RAGING GRANNIES ARE PRESSING UP THOSE STAIRS. WILL THEY SETTLE PEACEFULLY PRACTISING THEIR HARPS, GRANNIES WHO WOULD MURDER ANY…
Insufficiently Poor
Mary looks after her mother,Three kids and her sick husband, John. When she has to pay for their medicine Most of her paycheque is gone. She's become medically poor, yes,…
The Family Jewels
CHORUS: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLOBS IN THE WATER. POLLUTING IN SPITE OF THE RULES. THEY'RE NOT JUST A HAZARD TO NATURE - THEY'RE THREATENING THE FAMILY JEWELS. WHEN SO…
Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be
Oh dear, what can the matter be, We've been attacked by the forces of gravity. Fat has appeared where we once had concavity, Nobody said life was fair. Older men…
Capitalism
(Sung for Michael Moore's Capitalism, A Love Affair) Oh dear! What can the matter be? We're still suffering a rotten economy. Jobs have dried up and so has the money.…
Toilet Tissue
HERE IS SOMETHING THAT WE WISH YOU’DTAKE ON AS A VITAL ISSUE. IT’S THE CASE FOR TOILET TISSUE – THE RECYCLED KIND. IT IS ABSOLUTELY FITTING – WHETHER STANDING UP…
Poverty in Winter
CHORUS; OH, THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS SPITEFULTHE ECONOMY'S LOOKING FRIGHTFUL WE'RE NOT SO GREAT AT SNOW BUT LET'S TRY FOR A HO, HO, HO! WHEN THE HOMELESS SLEEP OUT ON…
We’re the Women
Chorus: We're the women who did the work so men could get the credit. We said leave it all to us and wished we'd never said it. Leave the dishes…
Corporations
You’ve got a brain and you’ve got a bodyyou’ve got a face, though it’s kind of spotty. You’ve got a mission but, my, it’s shoddy – you’re the corporation. Chorus:…
Bottled Water
DRINK TO ME ONLY WITH YOUR EYESBOTTLED WATER WE MUST DECLINE. DON'T BUY DASANI OR EVIAN THEIR WATER'S MORE SOUR THAN WINE. IT MAY COME FROM RAIN, BUT WE MUST…