By the light of the nuclear wasteThat FPL wants to give us a taste – of – soon
We’ll all see mutant beings galore
Five eyes, four arms, three lips – such charms
Will be ours, post haste
By the light of the waste.

By the light
     (Not the dark but the light)
of the nuclear waste
     (oh, haste makes waste)
That FPL
     (Yes, FPL)
wants to give us a taste – of – soon
We’ll all see
     (We’ll even be, you and me)
mutant beings galore
     (Oh, no, such gore!)
Five eyes, four arms, three lips – such charms
Will be ours, post haste,
By the light of the waste.