They’re shady and they’re sneaky,

Their theories get real freaky,

The people who make up the

MA-GA conspiracies

CHORUS:

Bah-Dah-De-Dum (Click, Click)

Bah-Dah-De-Dum (Click, Click)

Bah-Dah-De-Dum, Bah-Dah-De-Dum, Bah-Dad-De-Dum (Click, Click)

To take our minds off tyr-an-ny

They fabricate wild the-or-ies

That sound like science fiction

MA-GA conspiracies

CHORUS:

The libs control the weather

Manipulate disasters

That’s what the Deep State does in

MAGA conspiracies

CHORUS:

They’re eating dogs and cats

And even ducks that quack

It’s happening in Oh-i-o!

MA-GA conspiracies

CHORUS:

Obsessed with pedophilia

Until it’s inconvenient

And frames their Pres-i-dent!

MA-GA conspiracies

CHORUS:

We’re stealing their elections

Unless, of course, they do win

And then it’s fair and square for

MA-GA conspiracies

CHORUS:

How do you help the brain-washed?

How can they be de-programmed?

We need a good so-lu-tion

To the MAGA conspiracies