Mammogram Song

Lyrics by: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Tune: Thanks For the Memories

Thanks for the mammogramIt wasn’t lots of fun
It made my breast go numb
Squash me any harder
And I’d be a hot cross bun
But thank you, so much.
2) Thanks for the mammogram
It really helped to see
The shady side of me
The x-rays found what I could not
As large as a small pea
So thank you, so much.
3) Thanks for the mammogram
I wish I could be sure
They’re finding out a cure
Or better yet, what causes it
So I can save my favorite tit
But thank you, so much!