Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be

Lyrics by: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Tune: Oh Dear! What Can the Matter Be?

Oh dear, what can the matter be,
We’ve been attacked by the forces of gravity.
Fat has appeared where we once had concavity,
Nobody said life was fair.

Older men become more adorable,
Even though their figure’s deplorable,
Their physique is always insurable,
With or without their gray hair.

(kazoo repeat of last line)

Older women are thought unattractive,
They’re shunned as if they were radioactive,
They jiggle so, when they become active –
It’s back to that old rocking chair.

Well, these grey mares, we ain’t what we used to be,
We’ve given up on respectability,
Don’t give a fig for acceptability,
We’re far too awesome to care.
(kazoo repeat of last line)