Toilet Tissue

Lyrics by: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Tune: Men of Harlech

HERE IS SOMETHING THAT WE WISH YOU’DTAKE ON AS A VITAL ISSUE.
IT’S THE CASE FOR TOILET TISSUE –
THE RECYCLED KIND.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY FITTING –
WHETHER STANDING UP OR SITTING –
WE DECIDE TO STOP COMMITTING
ENVIRONMENTAL CRIME.

DON’T GO ON IGNORING
ALL THAT BLEACH AND CHLORINE.
SHOP FOR A RECYCLED BRAND
AND YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER BY ENSURING

PURER AIR AND PURER WATER.
BE AN ENVIRONMENT SUPPORTER.
LET’S ALL DO THE THINGS WE OUGHTA
EVEN ON THE JOHN.