Our weapons ma–-a–kers

sell to all ta–a–kers.

We love wars world–wide

We sell to ev‘ry side.

 

      We’re in  wars ev’rywhere

      That’s how our cor-p’rate shares

     keep climbing hi–i–i–gh…(long pause)

     like mis-siles in the sky!

           

Our pol-i-ti-i-shuns

are fund-ed by mun-i-i-tions.

There exists no debate

they cannot escalate!

 

      Ne-go-ti-a-tions

      a-mong the na-tions

      is rarely tri–i–ed

      ’til thou-sands have died!

                                               

So with Ukrai–ai–aine

we once a-gai-ai–ain

saw two old white men

in a faceoff yet a-gin!

 

Joe could have said we

      would dis-arm two lov-ly

      U-nited States nu–u–ukes

      if Putin pulled all troops.

                       

That would leave plen-ty of

nukes if push comes to shove.

We could still blow away

 

slower & very distinctly….

all life in just one day.

 

     But Joe couldn’t re-sist

     us-ing the cri-sis

     to make sure he cou–ou–ld

     dis-play his man-hood!

 

Now Putin’s lit the fuse

to place  nukes in Bel-arus.

Will male ego g–a–ames

end the world in fla–ames?

 

much slower…..                         

     More women lead-ers,

     less male chest beat-ers,

     pub-lic-funded pol-itics

 

very slow & distinct…..

     THESE…. ARE…. THE…. FIX!