The problem is NOT inside your head, they say to me.

Reality is scary now, we must act consciously.

There’s cancer in the White House; we must treat it surgically!

There must be 50 ways to beat King Donald.

Some say it’s not up to us to bring him down,

Even if, while he’s in office we can’t seem to lose our frown.

Never gave permission for him to wear a crown!

There must be 50 ways to beat King Donald!

50 ways to beat King Donald!

Just tear down his Tweets, Pete.

Rally the feds, Fred.

Send him to jail, Gale.

Let’s set ourselves free!

Put him on a bus, Gus.

Don’t need to discuss much.

He’s done himself in, Lynne.

Let’s set ourselves free!

While some might say it’s not our job to interfere

With a criminal who wants all of his crimes to disappear

Before our eyes, but we will not give in to a false fear.

There must be 50 ways to beat King Donald!

In 2028 we’ll bring back our Democracy.

We’ll bring back justice, freedom, truth, be gone hypocrisy!

The people will all wake up to the truth of being free!

Remember, 50 ways to beat King Donald!

50 ways to beat King Donald!

Try the Constitution, Susan!

The Bill of Rights, Dwight!

Move to impeach, Keith.

Let’s set ourselves free!

Ditch the red hat, Matt.

You can be rude, Jude.

Tell Melania to scram, Pam.

We’ve got to get free!