We played by the rules and we voted,
But now we are royally pissed,
Because some guy named Jefferson Griffin
Has put our names down on his list.

He thought he could rig his election
By concocting some idiot scheme
Disenfranchising thousands of voters
By changing the rules in midstream.

CHORUS #1: But you know, and we know
Democracy doesn’t work that way.
You can’t just throw out sixty-five thousand votes
And that’s why we’re raging today.

Why would anyone claim all those voters
Did something unlawful or wrong,
When they’ve all had the right to be counted
Long before he came along?

There’s only one clear explanation,
And we see it as plain as can be,
He’s part of the Project called two-oh-two-five
To take down our de-moc-racy,

CHORUS #2: But you know, and we know
That Allison Riggs won fair and square.
You can’t just throw out sixty-five thousand votes
So you fascists had better beware!

He’s a sore loser, Jefferson Griffin,
And we see through his tricks and his lies.
But we still have a Constitution
And we’ll protect it with all of our lives.

REPEAT CHORUS #1