Call and response:

GROUP 1: There’s a hole in your thinking, poor MAGA, poor MAGA

                     There’s a hole in your thinking, poor MAGA, a  hole

GROUP 2: With what shall we fix it, dear grannies, dear grannies?

                    With what shall we fix it, dear grannies? With what?

GROUP 1: With fa-cts poor MAGA, poor MAGA, poor MAGA

                     With fa-cts poor MAGA, poor MAGA with facts

GROUP 2: Well where can we find those, dear grannies, dear grannies?

                    Well where can we find those, dear grannies, well, where?

GROUP 1: They’re not on Fox News, poor MAGA, poor MAGA,

                     They’re not on Fox News, poor MAGA, they’re not!

GROUP 2: Then what shall we do, dear grannies, dear grannies?

                    Then what shall we do, dear grannies, then what?

GROUP 1: Try watching C-SPAN poor MAGA, poor MAGA,

                    Or PBS News, poor MAGA, that too!

GROUP 2: But we defunded those, dear grannies, dear grannies

                    We defunded those, dear grannies, we did

GROUP 1: Well, there go your facts, poor MAGA, poor MAGA

                Well there go your facts, poor MAGA, it’s true

GROUP 2: Then what shall we do, dear grannies, dear grannies?

                    Then what shall we do, dear grannies, then what?

GROUP 1: There’s still time to fix it, oh MAGA, oh MAGA,

                     There’s still time to fix it, oh MAGA – not much!

ALL: We must call our re-eps, All of us, All of us

           And senators too, all of us – that’s what!