Bye Bye DC Crew

Lyrics by: Tarki Takara
Gaggle: Raging Grannies of Tuolumne & Calaveras
Tune: Bye Bye Blackbird
Date Written or Updated: 04/06/2026
Pack up all your cares and woes
AG Bondi’s got to go
Bye Bye Bondi
Said goodbye to Kristi Noem
Sent her to her broken home 
Bye Bye Noem
 
Tulsi Gabbard isn’t well connected 
Her number’s up
That won’t be unexpected 
Susie Wiles is making noise
She can’t hang with all the boys
DC Crew Bye Bye
 
Pack up all your underpants 
Bye to Trump and Shady Vance
Bye Bye DC Crew
Bobby Brainworms may be next
Kash Patel cashed his last checks
Bye Bye DC Crew
 
Goodbye to all the fascists 
And the traitors
We’ll see you in the lock up 
With the gators
Hegseth will be running scared
That warmonger is not prepared 
DC Crew Bye Bye
 
Pack up all your sycophants 
Especially Miller and Shady Vance
Bye Bye DC Crew
And Lil’ Marco don’tcha know
We really want them all to go
Bye Bye DC Crew
 
None of what we see here now is normal
That’s why all our goodbyes are informal
Trump’s a stain upon our land
Let’s get all these losers canned
DC Crew Bye Bye
DC Crew Bye Bye