He says it’s a war but not really
I don’t like his logic a bit
Iran says his peace talks are “fake news”
He’s turning our country to …
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His war is a cover for Epstein
But we won’t shut up about it
His friends in high places are squirming
Let’s hope they all end up in…
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This war may not have an ending
Our resources will take the hit
The tRump grift seems never ending
Our whole world is turning to…
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Trump made a meme where he’s Jesus
His “doctor” excuse doesn’t fit
He’d better start walking on water
Because soon he’ll be drowning in…
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Now Donald has come for the Pope
He tries to match angst against wit
Religion sure isn’t his strong suit
He’s gonna go sinking in…
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Ol’ Kegsbreath likes quoting the bible
His research was off just a bit
Not Ezekial – it was Pulp Fiction
His preaching is worthy of…
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This story is sad but don’t worry
The midterms will rectify it
A blue wave is coming for Donnie
Let’s hope he gets buried in…
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