TAX CUTS FOR WEALTHY (to the tune of Guantanamera)
I don’t want my name on this if edits in any way espouse violence. Boldface denotes musically emphasized syllable.
CHORUS: Tax cuts for wealthy! And padded contracts for family!
Billionaires profit
While others empty their pockets
To pay gas prices you made steep
By bombing innocent people
You’ve wasted billions on a dumb war
And wrecked historical buildings
CHORUS: Insider trading! Your aides are insider trading!
While most of us suffer,
You’re getting richer than ever
Your wealth has doubled or tripled
From quid pro quos and your cryptos
Tax cuts made billionaires bundles
By robbing programs we all loved
CHORUS: Looting the treasury! Your lawsuit’s looting the treasury!
Collusive litigation
The fraudster’s favorite creation!
You sued the wrong party
A contractor leaked the information
Now you want billions for violent minions
Who don’t deserve compensation!
CHORUS: All for your ego! You did it all for your ego!
You tore up the White House
To use the rubble-for-a golf course!
You’ve emptied our treasury
For senseless war and destruction
Your spending on nonsense
Has robbed the poor for corruption
CHORUS: Please go away now! Retire to Mara Lago!
Or some lonely island
Where you can build with your own funds
The sea shells will not attack you
The little girls will be safe from you
Your wife might visit you sometimes
Dementia shields you from your crimes!
CHORUS: 8647! We say 8647!
So we are clear now,
That’s not a death threat to Donald!
It simply means you should vacate
The honored house you eradicate
Your brain has turned into mush, Don
It’s time to see it and move on
CHORUS: We are old ladies! But unlike you we aren’t crazy
We see what you’re doing
Through wisdom we’ve been accruing
FINAL CHORUSES:
1.Tax cuts for wealthy! And padded contracts for family!
You’ve made enough now.
You know you can’t take it with you!
- Please go away now! Retire to Mara Lago!
You’ve made enough now.
[SLOW LAST LINE): You …know…you ..can’t… take.. .it.. with,, you!