A Message to Duke Energy!

Lyrics by: Lee Stanfield
Gaggle: Tucson Raging Grannies
Tune: The background chant of “The Duke of Earl”
Date Written or Updated: 06/30/26

You are the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of churl

It makes me hurl

to know that Trump

 

paid you to dump, dump, dump all of your plans

You are a chump

with dirty hands!

 

Now you’re the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Nukes

helping Trump loot

our government!

 

You were paid off, off, off so you would doff

all of your off

shore investment.

 

It’s become clear, clear, clear that you just care

a-bout your share

holders profits!

 

Champ-ioning nuclear and methane gas

means you’ve just kissed

Donald’s fat ass.

 

So, don’t be shocked, shocked, shocked, shocked at all

when rate-pay-ers

stand up tall

 

and tell you kiss, kiss, kiss kiss OUR ass

‘CAUSE COMMUNITY-OWNED POWER

WILL NOW PASS!