(This could be used for any useless candidate – brackets indicate places to insert your own stuff)
Oh I went to see what the candidates said
Oh what a lot of doodle, Mr. [Day] (insert name here)
You want to end our [medicare]
Oh what a lot of doodle, Mr. [Day]
[Stockwell Day]
[Stockwell Day]
Wants to [sell the CBC]
[Privatize our Via rail]
[Cause our public schools to fail]
Oh what a lot of doodle, Mr. [Day]

2) This candidate says he’s a [christian boy]
But that’s a lot of doodle, Mr. [Day]
You gotta walk the walk – not just talk the talk
And you’re talking so much doodle, Mr. [Day]
[Stockwell Day]
[Stockwell Day]
Says he’s walking Jesus way.
But Jesus loved the poor folks
Wouldn’t lie or let his friend’s hoax
And your record’s talking doodle, Mr. [Day].