Countin’ Turkeys After the Hatch Act!

Lyrics by: Lee Stanfield
Gaggle: Tucson Raging Grannies
Tune: Turkey In The Straw
Date Written or Updated: 08/19/26

Trump’s Attorney Gen‘ral Blanche…. doesn’t seem to understand

that we won’t let him break the laws of our fair land.

Less than one week after he was sworn into his pos-i-tion,

he joined Trump and Kash in a Hatch Act vi-o-la-tion.

 

            Turkeys breakin’ laws! That’s almost as bad

            as turkeys WRITINlaws, which is what we have had!

            Don’t  give up ’til ALL of these

            turkeys are in prison and we’ve thrown away the keys!

 

This is only the last straw in Donald’s corp’rate-funded reign.

They’ve raped our government and our treasury they’ve drained.

Even if the Democrats win all the midterm elections

Democratic leadership was also bought with corp’rate funds.

 

            A constitution must ensure democracy!

            Ours has not…. and that is why we

            must have nationwide discussions

            to write a new democratic constitution!

           

            Turkeys in the White House! Turkeys in the Courts!

            Turkeys writ’in’ laws! Turkeys of all sorts!

            Strike and boycott their cor-por-a-tions!

            That’s the only way to SAVE our nation!