What will you get for little Suzie?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Screw the dolly!  Get an Uzi!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And for your dear baby son,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Why not buy a killer gun?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

War toys teach your kids to kill,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
They’ll learn that shooting’s quite a thrill,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don’t buy war toys for the kiddies,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heed the words of Granny’s ditty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.