Free Trade Trot

Lyrics by: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Tune: Playmate

(Song is sarcastic. Brackets indicate where you can updateinsert]
Oh, oh, oh, Free Trade
Of you, we’re not afraid
Our fears have been allayed
This deal was heaven-made
Who needs a culture?
Or an identity?
When we’ve got [L.A. Law]
on our TV?
(Kazoo first four lines)
Oh, oh, oh, Free Trade
Ole for Mexico!
We’ll make a lot of dough
And get simpatico
We may not know where
Our next job’s coming from
But we’ll have Calvin Klein
On all our Bum-Bum-Bum-Da-Bums!