OH MY DONALD’S LOST HIS MIND

TO THE TUNE OF “OH MY DARLIN’ CLEMENTINE”

A timely song for the Ragin’ Grannies, from the Sacramento gaggle

CHORUS:    Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald’s lost his mind!

We have lost you to dementia,

Dreadful sorry.  Now resign. 

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In the White House Oval Office

Sleeping through your meeting times,

You don’t deserve it but Vance will pardon you,

It is time that you resign.

CHORUS:    Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald’s lost his mind!

We have lost you to dementia,

Dreadful sorry.  Now resign.

We are sorry you’ve gone mental

We don’t mean to be unkind,

But you’re now unfit for duty

Do your duty.  Please resign.

CHORUS:    Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald’s lost his mind!

We have lost you to dementia

Dreadful sorry.  Now resign.

Please retire to Mar a Lago, play some golf, enjoy your time,

Leave those documents in that bathroom.

Vance will pardon you.  You’ll be fine.

CHORUS:    Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald! Oh my Donald’s lost his mind!

We have lost you to dementia,

Dreadful sorry.  Now resign.