HEY DUDE (tune: Hey Jude)
Hey Dude, don’t bomb Iran
It’s your worst idea yet, Si-i-ir!
You already got us all hung up in Iraq,
Our future the-ere’s…not looking better

Hey Dude, we know the plan
Fox News spin makes us all sweat, Si-i-ir….
With new stories of WMDs
Media hy-ype’s ….all that we get, Sir!

        Into another lion’s den, hey Dude, again???
        The only reason for this new wa-arfare
        Is you can’t win the war that we’re already in
         As war chief you’ve been… a total fai-ailure!
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la …

Hey Dude, there’s much worse threats….
Iran might be able to make one nuke, Si-i-ir….
We’ve twenty thousand in our own arsenal
There’s no-o rea-son…for us to spoooook, Sir!

       So before you invade again, hey Dude, begin
       to think of our lost four thousand so-oldiers,
       Your botched war and the destruction in Iraq
       And all the kids who’ll grow no o-older….
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la
Hey Dude, you done us wrong
We’re all past fed up, you can bet, Si-i-ir…
We don’t want war with Ahmaddinejad
Just so you and Chen-ey can feel better!

Better, better, better, better, better….WHOA!
No, No, No-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no, Hey Dude!
No, No, No-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no, Hey Dude……