I want an honest president for Christmas
Only an honest president will do
Don’t want a stupid sod
Or the world’s biggest fraud
I want a truthful person the whole world can applaud.

I could not stand a pedophile or rapist
I would love someone who loves democracy
They must have a giving heart
It would be an awesome start
If our president could be a SHE!

BRIDGE:
I can see myself on Christmas morning
Running down the stairs
I see the Christmas tree
With presents just for me
And one of them is President A-O-C!

I want an honest president for Christmas
And in my heart I know that you do, too

(sing next 2 lines slowly, then normal tempo for last line)
If we ever could replace
” ORANGE MAN”, our big disgrace
I’ll be thanking Santa Claus!