Impeach! Convict! Throw Him Out! (updated 1-8-2026)

Lyrics by: Debra L Scott
Gaggle: Sacramento Raging Grannies
Tune: If You’re Happy and You Know It
Date Written or Updated: 01/08/2026

If he starts a war to hide his crimes IMPEACH! (Echo IMPEACH)
If he kidnaps global leaders then CONVICT! (Echo CONVICT)
Listen to the people shout
Because we can vote you out!
IMPEACH! CONVICT! THROW HIM OUT!

If he deports your lawful neighbors then IMPEACH! (Echo IMPEACH)
If he takes away your rights you must CONVICT! (Echo CONVICT)
Listen to the people shout
Because we can vote you out!
IMPEACH! CONVICT! THROW HIM OUT

If he sends soldiers to our streets you must IMPEACH! (Echo IMPEACH)
Arrests and kills the protesters you must CONVICT! (Echo CONVICT)
Listen to the people shout
Because we can vote you out!
IMPEACH! CONVICT! THROW HIM OUT

If he defies the constitution then IMPEACH! (Echo IMPEACH)
Ignores congress and the senate then CONVICT! (Echo CONVICT)
Listen to the people shout
Because we can vote you out!
IMPEACH! CONVICT! THROW HIM OUT

If he accepts bribes and grift you must IMPEACH! (Echo IMPEACH)
If he blackmails and extorts you must CONVICT! (Echo CONVICT)
Listen to the people shout
Because we can vote you out!
IMPEACH! CONVICT! THROW HIM OUT

Congress grow a spine and do your job! IMPEACH! (Echo IMPEACH)
Senate wake the -fuck -up and do your job! CONVICT! (Echo CONVICT)
Listen to the people shout
Because WE CAN VOTE YOU OUT!
IMPEACH! CONVICT! THROW HIM OUT!