IT’S IN ITS NAME!

Lyrics by: Lee Stanfield
Gaggle: Tucson Raging Grannies
Tune: It’s In His Kiss
Date Written or Updated: 07/18/26

WISeR’s comin, and I wanna kno-o-ow

how can I tell how it’s gonna go-o?

 

Is it what they claim? Oh, no, you’ll be decei-eived.

Is the language plain? Oh, no, they make belie-ieve!

If you wanna know how its gonna go, it’s in its na-ame…

Oh, Oh, It’s in its na-ame.

 

            Oh, oh-oh! Here is what you need to know.

            The WISeR program is a pla-an to grow

            profits for a private company

            by denying health claims for you and me!

 

Will it save us dough? No, no, that’s just an a-ad.

Will it stop the fraud? No, no, you’re bein’ ha-ad!

If you wanna know how it’s gonna go, it’s in its na-ame…

Oh, Oh, It’s in its na-ame.

 

            Oh, oh-oh! Proponents of WISeR have a plan

            to impose its evil prior auth scam

            on every senior woman and man

            all across our entire land.

 

Will you take a stand? We hope that’s in your pla-an!

Call your Congressperson… befo-ore it can worsen!

Tell them they should be a-shamed, ’cause its flaws are in its na-ame.

Right therein its na-ame.

 

            Oh, oh-oh!  Wastin’ our money and usin’ A I

            for inappropriate decisions for you and I

            no matter what our doctor wants for us.

            So, now‘s the time to make a fuss!

 

Will you do it now? We know that you know ho-ow!

You can email or phone! You can do it from your ho-ome!

Tell your members of Congress to relieve your distress and end this me-ess!

DO IT TODA-AY!       

YOU KNOW YOU CAN!   JUST DO IT!