Lady Parts

Lyrics by: Nora Freeman
Gaggle: NYC Metro
Tune: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Women, females, ladies, little girlsAll have those nasty lady parts
Ovaries, vaginas, uteri
This song’s not for the faint of heart!

Republicans from Michigan
We can make them twitch again
Scratch their funky itch again
Here it comes!

Now we’re gonna sing that dirty word
We’re gonna sing it loud and clear
Vagina vagina vagina
Did we offend some virgin ears?

Republicans from Michigan
We just made them twitch again
They scratched their icky itch again
That was fun!

This war on women’s rights is serious
We’ll fight it to the very end
But while we rage we’ve gotta have some laughs
So we’ll sing vagina once again

Republicans from anywhere
Are you securely in your chair?
Though you think it isn’t fair
[shout] VAGINA!