MacJustice: Operation Streamline (tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game)
By Lee for Tucson Raging Grannies 052018
Oper-a–a-tion Strea-eam-line
has no place in our courts
It treats everyone, even refugees
like assembly line burgers with cheese
N’ speaking of this Mac-Ju-us-tice
it’s a shame on us all!
Join us now to demand that this stop
so we once…. more stand tall!
One in five corp’rate CEOs
has traits of a so-ci-o-path!
To cal-cu-late all the lives lost to their crimes
would re-quire using ver-y high math!
Facts show that very few… perps
are immigrants, and this shows
if we real-ly want to be tough on crime
then we should deport CEOs!
No more Mac-Jus-tice Strea-eam-line
It’s a to-o-tal sham
It is us-ing as-semb-ly lines
to send people back where their fa-ate is damned!
Aut-o-mat-ic im-pri-son-ment
with-out a pro-o-per trial
is not only un-just
it’s in-humane too!
It is JUST PLAIN VILE!
The facts show u-us that people born
here in the land of the free
are the most like-ly to com-mit crimes
n’ with that know-ledge then we-e can see
if we want to low-er the cri-i-me rate
then take us all into court
so Mac-Jus-tice judg-es can point to us ALL and
DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! (point at 3 different persons)