Non Compos Mentis

Lyrics by: Marcy Matasick
Gaggle: Santa Fe
Tune: Guantanamera
Date Written or Updated: 11/10/25

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

He thinks the White House is his house
for him to bulldoze on impulse
He thinks he’s Louis The Fourteenth
and golden bling hides his hollowness
He says God chose him to save us
He’s persecuted like Jesus

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

At teleprompters he rages
because they make him sound dumb
He blames reporters for questions
when he can’t think – words don’t come
Now facts are nothing but fake news
And all his failures are Biden’s doing

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

He sends out juvenile videos
of bombing people with poop
While dropping real bombs on fishermen
he thinks the peace prize is due him
World leaders say he is bonkers
for claiming he ended eight wars

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

He talks in word salad ramblings
infantile phrases and nonsense
He contradicts his own flipflops
and changes topics mid-sentence
But Fox will sane-wash his lunacy
while all the world mocks him privately

Trump es demente y loco! Trump es demente!
Trump es demente! y loco! Trump es demente

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis