Now You’ve Pissed Off Granny!

Lyrics by: Original by Vicki Ryder (Updated by Lee Stanfield)
Gaggle: Originally Triangle Gaggle (updated version: Tucson Raging Grannies)
Tune: Billy Boy, Billy Boy
Date Written or Updated: 06/10/25

We are angry that you’re lowering the taxes on the rich,

robbing safety network programs to pay for it!

Infrastructure’s gone to pot. Grandkids are still getting shot

We are raging, ’cause now you’ve pissed off Granny!

 

You Gerrymandered our elections, and you’ve made it hard to vote,

You rob women of their right to plan their fam‘lies,

Gay or straight, trans or poor, we’re worse off now than before

You’ve ignored us, so now you’ve pissed off Granny!

 

So-cial Se-cur-i-ty’s in danger and all of our healthcare, too.

Folks are dying every day to fund your “WEALTH-care”;

You keep re-fu-gees in ca-ges. Workers still need liv-ing wages

and safe labor laws… so we are pissed-off Grannies!

You are stealing public taxes to support your private schools

and you’re banning books and teaching white-washed hist’ry.

With our teachers unsupported and our immigrants deported…

now you’re hearing from sorely pissed-off Grannies!

 

We see fat cats getting fatter on the spoils of your wars.
You buy bombs and drones while kids can’t get school lunches.

We say stop your racist wars and start list’nin’ to the poor.
Time to hear us, ’cause now you’ve pissed off Granny!

 

While you claim you’re pious Christians as self-righteous as can be,
you let vet-er-ans sleep homeless on our sidewalks.

And while folks are going broke, you’re concerned about who’s “woke“!
We will kick you out ’cause now you’ve pissed off Granny.

 

Yes, we’ll kick you out ’cause now you’ve pissed off Granny!