ODE TO KING TRUMP

Lyrics by: Lee Stanfield
Gaggle: Tucson Raging Grannies
Tune: Frere Jacques
Date Written or Updated: 07/02/25

A pile of poo is a pile of poo!

It matters notwhat you do.

Give it a bankro-oll!

Cover it with gold!

A pile of poo

is still a pile of poo!

 

A pile of poo is a pile of poo!

It matters notwhat you do.

You can give it orange hair

claim it’s got a big pair!

A pile of poo

is still a pile of poo!

 

A pile of poo is a pile of poo!

It matters notwhat you do.

You can call it Ki-ing

Give it lots of bli-ing!

A pile of poo

is still a pile of poo!

 

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