Oh Palantir we know you’re here

That is why we have no fear.

Your AI is now ev‘rywhere

providing all with tender care.

One only has to look at ICE

to see how you can be so nice!

You save folks from all of the mess

of dealing with all due process!

We know we can rely on you

’cause you helped Netanyahu to

create the perfect killing list

to keep Gaza in his iron fist!

Your hard work for the CIA

let’s our great country get away

with starting wa-ars planet-wide

while selling weapons to each side.

Now Project Blue has ties with you

and really likes our desert view.

But we know you will understand

when we tell you “GET OFF OUR LAND!!!”

We want our conscience to be clear,

and all our water to stay here!

So, you can take your blood money!

and put it where it’s not sunny!