Some folks call it puppy lo-ove.
Trump’s obsession with Putin,
because when push comes to sho-ove,
it is on and off again.
As in all of Trump’s relationships
it depends on whether you
show him he’s the one you worship
and do what he wants you to.
chorus:
Instead of letting them play their games
of war and death every day,
we must somehow… end this shame
and fin-al-ly lock them away!
verse:
It’s not love. It’s Trump’s desire to
have control of a-all things.
Thus Putin and Netanya-ahu
are always waiting in the wings.
So, don’t call it puppy lo-ove,
’cause that would insult bo-oth words.
The only thing Trump has in co-ommon
with a puppy… is its turds!