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Oh those Grannies, oh those Grannies,
Oh those Grannies bold and brave
Fearless Grannies with their aprons…
When will they learn to behave?

Put in handcuffs, sent to prison,
For speaking out against the war,
Speaking up for all the children
Who will speak and play no more.

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They stood up to those recruiters
Who are luring all our sons
And our daughters into battle,
Into wars that can’t be won.

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We feel better! We are safe now
From those Granny terrorists,
With their gray hair and their walkers
And those handcuffs on their wrists.

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Who’ll be next to go to prison
Like those Grannies bold and brave?
Fearless Grannies with their aprons…
When will they learn to behave?

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