Song for Tesla during Frenetic Shopping Season

Lyrics by: Granny Ruth
Gaggle: SF Bay Area/SF Peninsula
Tune: We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Date Written or Updated: 11/24/2025

We wish you a merry season 

We wish you a merry season

We wish you a merry season

No cybertrucks near

 

No one needs to buy a Tesla 

No one needs to buy a Tesla

No ONE needs to buy a Tesla 

They’re selling right here

 

[Interlude]

It’s such a damn shame

Elon got his way

They’ll make him a Trillionaire now

Shareholders to blame

 

Think clearly before you shop now

Think clearly before you shop now

Think clearly before you shop now

We don’t need more gear