If you can’t pay tuitionWe have got a tip for you
Just go and sell a kidney
You need only one not two

We only like the students
Who can pay up front with dough
If you don’t have the money
Sorry kid you’ll have to go

Kidneys are a good re-source
You need just one to live
We won’t have to pay more tax
You will be the one to give…..for

Learning is not important
Poor folks do not count we say
We will import trained workers
Let some other country pay!