Take Me Out to the Clearcut

Lyrics by: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Tune: Take Me Out to the Ballgame

TAKE ME OUT TO THE CLEARCUTWE’LL PICNIC ON A FEW STUMPS.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I’M A TREE-FARMING NUT
WHO THINKS LIKE A CHAINSAW THAT’S STUCK IN A RUT.
WEYERHAUSER GETS A HIP HOORAY.
THEY MAKE BLACK PICNIC GROUNDS PAY.
SO IT’S ONE, MAKES YOU TWO
DEAR INVESTORS, THANK YOU.
YOU HAVE SPRUCED UP OUR DAY!

TAKE ME OUT TO THE CLEARCUT
THE TIMBER’S BEEN TIDIED AWAY.
IT’S BEEN SOLD DOWN THE STREAM
IN A BUSINESS MAN’S DREAM.
IT’S SWELL TO STAND HERE
IN A LANDSCAPE SO CLEAN.
SO IT’S OFF TO LUMBERING ELSEWHERE.
I’LL LUMBER YOU AND YOU ME.
IT’S THE BUZZ OF THE MILL
THAT PRODUCES THE THRILL
WORTH A MILLION TREES!