TAX CUTS FOR WEALTHY (to the tune of Guantanamera)–updated 5/25/26
I don’t want my name on this if edits in any way espouse violence. Boldface denotes musically emphasized syllable.
CHORUS: Tax cuts for wealthy! And padded contracts for family!
Billionaires profit
While others empty their pockets!
To pay gas prices you made steep, by bombing helpless civilians
You’ve wasted billions on a sick war, and wrecked historical buildings
Your no-bid contracts cost millions, your buddies pocketed billions!
CHORUS: Insider trading! You’re doing insider trading!
While most of us suffer,
You’re getting richer than ever
Your wealth has doubled or tripled,…from quid pro quos and your cryptos
Tax cuts made billionaires bundles, …by robbing programs we all loved
Your aides are doing it also, they know you’re giving them pardons!
CHORUS: Looting the treasury! Your lawsuit’s looting the treasury!
Collusive litigation
The fraudster’s favorite creation!
Your fake lawsuit’s time-barred,…you missed the statute of limitation,
You sued the wrong party, …a contractor leaked the information.
Now you want bucks for violent minions,.. who don’t deserve compensation,
And you self-pardoned for your tax fraud, …that’s an illegal fabrication!
CHORUS: All for your ego! You did it all for your ego!
You tore up the White House
To use the rubble-for-a golf course!
You’re emptying our treasury, …for senseless war and destruction
And to glorify the Trump name,… which should be banished to oblivion,
Your illlegal spending…has robbed the poor for corruption
CHORUS: Please go away now! Retire to Mara Lago!
Or some lonely island
Where you can build to suit your eeego!
The sea shells will not attack you,…the little girls will be safe from you,
Your lack of taste will not embarrass us,…your crazy rants will not bother us,
Your wife might visit you sometimes, …Dementia shields you from your crimes!
CHORUS: 8647! We say 8647!
So we are clear now,
That’s not a death threat to Donald!
It simply means you should vacate,… The honored house you eradicate
Your brain has turned into mush, Don,…it’s time to see it and move on…
CHORUS: We are old ladies! But unlike you we aren’t crazy
We see what you’re doing
Through wisdom we’ve been accruing
FINAL CHORUSES:
1.Tax cuts for wealthy! And padded contracts for family!
Billionaires profit
While others empty their pockets!
- Please go away now! Retire to Mara Lago!
You’ve made enough dough!
[SLOW LAST LINE): You …know…you ..can’t… take.. .it.. with,, you!