The Nerd Reich!

Lyrics by: Lee Stanfield
Gaggle: Tucson Raging Grannies
Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic
Date Written or Updated: 08/17/26

The global embrace of cap-i-ta-lis-m and great wealth

has resulted in the planet’s takeover by stealth.

It’s an unho-ly trinity swallowing the Earth!

The “Nerd Reich” has been birthed!

 

            Wa-ake up ev‘ryone and li-i-sten!

            Surviving demands a new sy-y-stem!

            One where sharing’s known as wi-i-s-dom

            because we are all one!

 

Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, and Curtis Yarvin are

the unholy trin-i-ty be-hind our current Czar!

Trump is just someone who they let sit upon the throne.

In essence, he’s their drone.

 

            Wa-ake up ev‘ryone and li-i-sten!

            Surviving demands a new sy-y-stem!

            One where sharing’s known as wi-i-s-dom

            because we are all one!

 

These men are all nar-cis-sists and thus they share one thing

the i-dea that self-worth depends on hoarding of bling.

That’s why cap’tal-is-m spawns a dic-tator or King,

’cause compe-ti-tion reigns!

 

            Wa-ake up ev‘ryone and li-i-sten!

            Surviving demands a new sy-y-stem!

            One where sharing’s known as wi-i-s-dom

            because we are all one!