The President is a Clown

Lyrics by: Marci Duggan
Gaggle: Raging Grannies of Tuolumne & Calaveras
Tune: Camptown Races
Date Written or Updated: 07/22/2026
The reflecting pool is full of scum
doodah doodah
The algae spread has just begun 
oh the doodah day
 
The ballroom is a heap of rubble
doodah doodah 
Trump’s head is a demented bubble
oh the doodah day
 
Paint chips floating up 
Popularity going down
Looks like that is happening 
When the president is a clown
 
DC’s filled with thieves and fools
doodah doodah
See what happens when chaos rules
oh the doodah day
 
The president has lost his mind
doodah doodah
And lets his friends just rob us blind
oh the doodah day
 
Midterms coming up 
Popularities going down 
We can-not stand idly by
When the president is a clown.
 
What do we do to fix this mess
doodah doodah
That causes us such deep distress
oh the doo dah day
 
We vote to tie his hands this fall
doodah doodah
And watch him fall from his high wall
oh the doodah day
 
We can vote and win, 
Look to jail to take him down
We can-not stand idly by 
When the president is a clown