There’s a Hole in Your Thinking

Lyrics by: Emily Miller
Gaggle: Piedmont Raging Grannies
Tune: There’s a Hole in the Bucket, Dear Liza
Date Written or Updated: 07/28/2025

There’s a hole in your thinking, poor MAGA, poor MAGA

There’s a hole in your thinking, poor MAGA, a hole.

 

With what shall we fix it, dear grannies, dear grannies?

With what shall we fix it, dear grannies? With what?

 

With fa-cts poor MAGA, poor MAGA, poor MAGA

With fa-cts poor MAGA, poor MAGA with facts

 

Well where can we find those, dear grannies, dear grannies?

Well where can we find those, dear grannies, well where?

 

They’re not on Fox News, poor MAGA, poor MAGA,

They’re not on Fox News, poor MAGA, they’re not

 

Then what shall we do, dear grannies, dear grannies?

Then what shall we do, dear grannies, then what?

 

Try watching C-SPAN poor MAGA, poor MAGA,

Or PBS News, poor MAGA, that too!

 

But we defund-ed those, dear grannies, dear grannies

We defund-ed those, dear grannies, we did

 

Well, there go your facts, poor MAGA, poor MAGA

Well there go your facts, poor MAGA, it’s true

 

Then what shall we do, dear grannies, dear grannies?

Then what shall we do, dear grannies, then what?

 

There’s still time to fix it, oh MAGA, oh MAGA,

There’s still time to fix it, oh MAGA – not much!

 

All of us working to-geth-er can fix it!

Let’s all band together and fix it right now!