We’ve looked you o-ver.

Here’s what we’ve found.

You’re the most cor-rupt poli-ti-cian a-round!

Folks are waking up to all of your crimes

Now everybody is mocking you

to tunes from nurs’ry rhymes!

You had a parade

for your birthday!

Al-most ev‘ry-bo-dy chose to stay a-way!

But protests against you were nationwide!

twenty times more folks than went to your

parade of facist pride!

We think the best thing

you can now do

is get on a Space X rocket for a view

of planet Earth as

you, Vance, and Elon

depart on a one-way trip to somewhere

in the Great Beyond!

We hereby promise

cross all our hearts

if you will do this then as you three depart…

we won’t E-ven call you the Mango Musso-li-ni or TACO!!!

We’ll be SO GLAD TO SEE YOU GOOOOOOO!!!